“No party too small, no destination too remote”
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We are full-time GOOD people that potentially might solve all your semi-important problems // the BigGreenProject is guaranteed above-average time and the best-of-the-worst choices you can make // we have proven success record across many lines of business areas // prices vary as we operate not for profit // we strive to make positive connections through a process of collaborative efforts
Meet the Team
Chauncey Hastings Head Beach Bum
Noted light beer enthusiast, excellent story teller, also known as Mullet Man, offers free advice on any subject, animal imitations are available upon request, part time data scientist and full time fun haver.
“Working for a living sucks, and responsibility is way overrated”
Chauncey Hastings
Contact: bgpcomm@gmail.com
Shandawg Head Director of The Drinks
Owner of the Shandawg Saloon, Mayor of Latteville, curator of Lights.Camera.Latte art, once ate 100 McNuggets in one sitting, never allows a party to go dry and has been a Busch Bucks VIP Member since it’s inception.
“Lattes are a lot like fire ants, you just keep crushing them”
The Dawg
Contact: @Lights.Camera.Latte
Rogg Bugler Head Director of Political Relations
Two Time County Treasurer, Twice reformed convict, has since converted to the Church of Harley Davidson and finds peace on the open road while managing his political duties, Yelp Elite ’15-’17 and ’19.
“Four wheels move the body; Two wheels move the soul”
Rogg, Summer ’89 Trip
Contact: ReElectBugler@campaign.usa.com
Ray “Slime” Herman Director of Drink & Drug Education
Extremely passionate about education, D2 All-American Synchronized Swimmer, lived off grid in Hawaii for 6 to 9 years, enjoys to whip it up and get creative with her teaching styles.
“Some birds just aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too colorful.”
Shawshank Redemption
Contact: don’t
Toni & Dr. Brian Felterbusch Co-Directors of Moon Business
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The two could last be heard shouting “To the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!” before heading to space.
Contact: let me know if you can reach em, we haven’t been able to
Bobo the Chimpanzee CFA
Certified Financial Ape, is an actual chimpanzee named Bobo, doesn’t believe in coincidences, enjoys a good banana smoothie from the local Jamba Juice, averages an annual rate of return just over 69% in the market, was hired instead of our buddy Prince Marks the Chocolate CFA.
Bobo cannot talk, he is a chimpanzee.
Contact: *By appointment only*
Doctor Davie Reef Data Science Explorer
Not an actual doctor (we legally have to right that), Davie resides in the islands off of South Padre keeping watch on them new rockets, he doesn’t believe in coincidences either, a simple man with simple thoughts, two time PHD drop out for one full degree (technically), at the BGP he is in charge of fighting off algorithm, automated robot attacks.
“People lie, numbers don’t”
“America should hang it’s head in shame as we destroy humanity by prioritizing the hoarding of wealth over the progress of mankind.”
Davie
Contact: 1800SmellYa@gmail.com
The Magic Conch Shell Chief Operating Officer
As the COO or COOnch Shell, we start each day by asking, Should we work today? “Maybe Someday”, replies the Magic Conch and so on for eternity has the Big Green Project functioned.
When SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are stuck in the Kelp Forest, SpongeBob brings out the Magic Conch shell and he and Patrick play with it, ask it questions then pull the cord, and do whatever it says. It serves as the head of their club.
SpongeBob and Patrick are loyal to the conch shell but not Squidward, who calls it a “stupid toy”. It tells them to do nothing, which SpongeBob and Patrick obey while Squidward unsuccessfully tries to leave. When the foods arrive, Squidward asks it numerous times for food, but the Conch constantly answers “no” every time, infuriating him.
When a ranger arrives to assist SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward, he reveals that he has a conch shell of his own, much to Squidward’s shock and SpongeBob and Patrick’s delight. It once again tells them to do nothing, and this time the still shocked Squidward obeys.
Club SpongeBob, Season 3 Episode 42a, aired 2002
Contact: bgpcomm@gmail.com